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October 9, 2020

Should there be a third entry in this insufferable series, may Krampus help me if I feel like making the same mistake thrice. And those unfortunate souls going in with expectations of entertainment have no idea what dire disappointment is in store. Gil introduces Jeremy to Lori Taylor from Buffalo PD, whose child was also abducted. Jeremy finds the abducted children in Krampus’ hidden lair at the Kelly house. Never mind for a moment that viewers are attracted through questionable means of coattailing a Hollywood production. Natasha shoots Paul and Gil. Krampus kills Monk and captures Jeremy. Little does he know, this lack of festive spirit has unleashed the wrath of Krampus: a demonic force of ancient evil intent on punishing non-believers.

Not sure why they needed the money because the estimated budget on IMDb is $1,200,000. Jeremy gets free. Santa arrives and tells Jeremy he is being punished for killing Santa’s daughter Julie. In which case, we’ve only ourselves to blame for the self-inflicted punishment of willingly walking into the follow-up anyway. - As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases.

Fool me once, fool me twice, and all that. Natasha brings Lori to Stuart. In that one regard, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” does not disappoint.

After my wretched viewing of “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” I didn’t expect anything good to come from watching the sequel. 39 people contributed $3,537 to a crowdfunding campaign on Fanbacked. Lori follows Natasha and ends up captured. Stuart dispatches his girlfriend Natasha and henchmen T.J. and Trevor to find Jeremy so that he can avenge his brother’s death. While unconscious, Jeremy dreams of having sex with a masked woman in a blood ritual overseen by Santa and Krampus. Santa tells Jeremy he will see him very soon before walking off with his brother Krampus. Jeremy and Monk search Trevor’s car and discover Stuart instructed everyone to rendezvous at the Kelly house. It takes more than witches to make the movie read like it wasn’t inspired by an average afternoon of “Rawhide” and “The Rifleman” reruns on MeTV. Krampus whips Donnie to death. The movie’s biggest middle finger is directed at the collective industry of indie film itself. Congratulations on your wins “Krampus 2!” You’ve killed any shot at credibility the FANtastic Film Fest ever hoped to have! Double dipping is my fault. Santa also tells Jeremy that the woman he impregnated in the blood ritual he thought was a dream was actually his daughter Heather, who is now part of their coven. When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max is disillusioned and turns his back on Christmas. I’ll call it “quiet horror.” Too quiet, in fact.

Featuring an ensemble cast that includes Adam Scott (TV’s Parks and Recreation), Toni Collette (Little Miss Sunshine), Allison Tolman (TV’s Fargo) and David Koechner (Anchorman), this is a wonderfully dark and subversive \"must-¬see film.\" –WEGOTTHISCOVERED.COM (Original Title - Krampus) - 2015 Universal Studios. The cops from the cabin go to the station and discuss the case with Captain Gil Farabee and former bartender Harry. To buff up the word count to a full-length review, I’ll pull some tidbits off the internet and comment on those instead. Nowhere is there a sincere sign of commitment.

Astoundingly, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” finds a way to sink even lower than its predecessor thanks to the tone deaf tastelessness of Santa Claus photographing bound children before they are flogged to death by Krampus, as well as a lazy shock “twist” involving incestual rape to tie the two films together. Donnie’s mother Amy frantically seeks help. Dave shoots the henchman. Lori gets loose. Krampus attacks schoolkids Josh and Andy as they vandalize a derelict home.

$71,463 more and “Krampus 2” would have reached its goal. Santa comes to Krampus’ lair and torments the captive children. Stuart snaps Dave’s neck, at which point Krampus enters and attacks Stuart. “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” arrives three years after “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” and takes place five years later in the storyline, yet looks like it was shot five minutes after the first film wrapped since there is no discernible improvement in acting, technical quality, or anything at all really. With only one night to go, they are required to make a series of in-home visits to the older and less fortunate. I’ll accept any accusation that I should have known better. Whoever put up that unlikely amount of cash better demand receipts for where $1,199,475 of that went, because it certainly isn’t on the screen. Krampus abducts Donnie Baker from his home.

That misleading “2” in the title no doubt counts on accidental purchases to pad profits. Five years after his daughter’s disappearance, Detective Duffin returns to stop Krampus and Santa from abducting more children. Studio: ITN DistributionDirector: Jason HullWriter: Jason Hull, A.J.

Elsewhere, young Donnie Baker angrily pulls Santa’s beard while sitting on his lap. Lori notices Natasha staking out the scene from a distance.

With Shawn C. Phillips, R.A. Mihailoff, Tiffani Fest, Melantha Blackthorne. Brian Hatt’s brother Stuart learns that Jeremy Duffin has returned. The belt buckle on forest-set survival/slashing setups is fixing to burst and blind horror fans in one eye from the force of its flight. Everyone is called to the Baker house. When he wakes, Natasha and Stuart hold him prisoner alongside Lori. LeslieProducer: A.J. Jeremy calls Gil to meet him and Monk there. Five different cinematographers end up in the end credits, probably because the production just tapped whoever had enough battery left on his cellphone’s camera to take the baton of D.P. “From the nightmares of Clive Barker” comes… stories that were written by Adam Simon and Brannon Braga?

Hulu touts BOOKS OF BLOOD with the tagline "From the Nightmares of Clive Barker," but it's really brought to you by…, Blu-ray/DVD New Releases - October/November 2020. Call “Amulet” a slow burn if that helps calibrate personal perspective. Directed by Eddie Lengyel. Stuart’s thug trio arrives. Those of us aware that “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” is actually a sequel to “Krampus: The Christmas Devil,” or worse, sat through the entirety of that low-rated DTV disaster (review here), know too well what terrible experience lies within.

Until then, forget lumps of coal. Five years after the murder of his wife and disappearance of his daughter, former police officer Jeremy Duffin is brought back to help in the hunt for a yuletide monster that punishes children that have been "naughty." All Rights Reserved. Pity any poor person who mistakes “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” for a sequel to Michael Dougherty’s big-budget “Krampus” starring Adam Scott (review here). - Terms of Use - Privacy Policy. She and Natasha shoot each other.

Stuart shoots T.J. in the head for failing to capture Jeremy. “Krampus” knockoffs nevertheless have people ready to pay attention, which is a golden opportunity for awareness many struggling writers, directors, and actors would murder their mothers to have. The film burns a hot brand with witty writing and gonzo gore whose fun-filled attitudes easily overshadow pesky technical shortcomings. While searching for Krampus, Jeremy finds one of his daughter’s belongings, indicating Heather Duffin may still be alive. This holiday season, I’m thankful for running out of room in my review of “Krampus: The Christmas Devil” to christen it the worst holiday horror movie I had ever seen, because this film easily earns that title. All of the cops meet at Harry’s old bar to discuss the case.

There is no convincing me that anyone involved behind the scenes put heart into making something “good,” or even “good enough.” Performances are on par with an elementary school recital, except even less entertaining. For the fortunate ones unfamiliar with how amateurishly awful this particular duology is, let’s put it this way: Even if you dug a deep hole to bury your standards, you’d resurface on the other side of the planet and still not have gone far enough to accommodate these two movies. Uh yeah, that’s not what I wanted out of a “Books of Blood” adaptation either.

Directed by Jason Hull. Yet these filmmakers squander their open avenue of access to an audience by selling themselves as couldn’t-care-less purveyors of crap growing progressively more unwatchable. Stuart’s henchman shoots Harry. Astoundingly, “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” finds a way to sink even lower than its predecessor thanks to the tone deaf tastelessness of Santa Claus photographing bound children before they are flogged to death by Krampus, as well as a lazy shock “twist” involving incestual rape to tie the two films together. Hoping to find clues to his daughter’s disappearance, an ex-cop helps hunt down a yuletide monster that punishes kids who've been naughty. Police officers Dave Kane and Paul Sharp go to see detective Jeremy Duffin, now living as a recluse in a cabin guarded by his friend Monk, to get his help hunting Krampus, who has returned to abduct more children in the area. The best resource for genre movie reviews and horror pop culture. T.J. flees while Trevor is arrested.

I have next to no desire to discuss the movie at all. All Rights Reserved. “Krampus 2: The Devil Returns” was nominated in nine categories, winning three awards including Best Feature and Best Director, at something called the FANtastic Horror Film Festival in San Diego. Leslie, Mike Mili, Tiffani Fest, Paul Ferm, Darin Foltz, Melantha Blackthorne, Ben Berlin. duties.

With KateLynn E. Newberry, Tiffani Hilton, Robbie Barnes, Roger Conners. The Krampus creature looks like an emaciated Sweetums from “The Muppets” after being disfigured in a fire. When his dysfunctional family clashes over the holidays, young Max is disillusioned and turns his back on Christmas. It's Christmas time in Cleveland, Ohio and four young ladies are on the verge of completing their mandatory thirty days of community service.

He tries to shoot Santa and then himself, but his shotgun is out of shells. Anyone on your naughty list should be forced to watch this execrable excuse for a movie. Gil, Harry, Paul, and Dave surround the Kelly house. Culture Crypt is the most reliable website for genre movie reviews and the best in popular culture, specializing in independent horror film entertainment.

Leslie, Darin FoltzStars: Rich Goteri, R.A. Mihailoff, A.J.

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